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NATIONAL BEANS ‘N FRANKS DAY UPDATES
We’re Talking About the Food, Not What Happens at the Start of THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY. Painfully Hysterical As That Was …
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DON’T STEP ON A BEE DAY UPDATES
We Need a Holiday to Remind Us This is a Good Idea?
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MATH 2.0 DAY UPDATES
Don't Ask Me - I Was an English Major for a Reason ...
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Presenting ... Yours Truly in a New Podcast!
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NATIONAL PATIO UMBRELLA DAY UPDATES
Here’s To Those Things With the Alcohol Logos That Let Us Sorta Stay Out of the Sun While Sipping Beer and Waiting for our Wings at the Local Outdoor…
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NATIONAL INDEPENDENT BEER RUN DAY UPDATES
An Appropriate Holiday to Celebrate with National Stay Out Of the Sun Day and Air Conditioner Appreciation Day!
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AMERICAN ZOO DAY UPDATES
Because Nothing Uplifts You When You Need It Than Spending Time with Some Penguins
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June 2025

OUTDOOR MAINTENANCE EQUIPMENT DAY UPDATES
Tune Up Those Lawnmowers and Weed Whackers – but Leave The Vacuums Alone! That’s for ANOTHER Day!
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NATIONAL BOMB POP DAY UPDATES
Cheers To Those Berry, Lemon, and Whatever Blue Popsicle Flavor That Is Frozen Treats!
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FIX YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS DAY UPDATES
Okay! Okay! (Geez, I Hate it When Holidays Scold Me Like That …)
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JUNETEENTH UPDATES
We'll Celebrate and Honor the End of Slavery Even if Others (cough cough) Won't ...
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NATIONAL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES DAY UPDATES
... Yes, I Know It's Also National Apple Strudel Day - but NO DESSERT UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR VEGGIES!
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