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JUNETEENTH UPDATES
We'll Celebrate and Honor the End of Slavery Even if Others (cough cough) Won't ...
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Joseph Fedorko
NATIONAL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES DAY UPDATES
... Yes, I Know It's Also National Apple Strudel Day - but NO DESSERT UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR VEGGIES!
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SNEAK A KISS DAY UPDATES
Know Who to Sneak a Kiss To (if you can)? YOUR DAD! It's Father's Day! Save Him the Big Piece of Chicken, Too!
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INTERNATIONAL FALAFEL DAY UPDATES
Sure, It's Deep-Fried ... but It's Chickpeas! And You Dip Them in Yogurt! So Clearly, They're Super-Healthy For You!
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NATIONAL ICED TEA DAY UPDATES
But Really, Every Day Is A Good Day to Sip and Spill Some Tea!
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NATIONAL NO APOLOGIES DAY PERIOD UPDATES
I Mean, If This Weren't True, Would I Be Writing This?
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NATIONAL SORRY I WAS ON A BOAT DAY UPDATES
Seems Like One Of Those Oddly Super-Specific Holidays, But If It Fits … Celebrate by … Staying On Dry Land, I Suppose …
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WORLD CIDER DAY UPDATES
Whether Hard or Gentle, Dry or Sweet, Any Other Time of the Day or in the Fall as God Intended – HOORAY CIDER!
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NATIONAL OLIVE DAY UPDATES
You Can Have Mine – I Never Got the Taste for Them. (SORRY …)
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May 2025

NATIONAL PAPER CLIP DAY UPDATES
For Those of You That Still Use Paper, Three Cheers for Paper Clips - YOU Still Need Them!
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PRAYER FOR PEACE MEMORIAL DAY UPDATES
One Can – and Should – Follow the Other as We Remember Those Who Laid Their Lives and Selves for The Best of This Country
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NATIONAL STREAMING DAY UPDATES
Here's To Those Apps That Now Have Most of Us Paying MORE for Movies and Sports than Those Cable Days of Yesteryear ...
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